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Thursday, April 30, 2009

~TengoK cITE BoHSia~

Ermmm...Ari 2 ak p tengok cite bohsia..Hehehe.. Mle2 ak bajet cite ni mesti x best,cam besa je..Yela,kan cite2 melayu sekarang macam dah kurang best..Cikit2 je yang best..Tapi,r2 ak p tengok cite ni,kre ok la..X membazir lau beli tiket 2..Hahaha...Tapi yang x best,ad satu pelakon puan 2,ayat die sek gne 1 je..Dowh!!!..Macam nampak,eh puan ni,kecewi lak ngan ayat 2..cikit2 'dowh'.Dah nmpak macam x real dah..Huhuhu.. Tapi,kre the end ak bagi cite ni 4 bintang kot..**** Hahaha.. p/s : tiket Bohsia..lalala~

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WaT2 bZ kAT oPis..

Hehehe...Macam best je kan lau wat2 bz..Pdahal xde keje sangat pon..Hahaha.. Maklum la,keje dah ciap.Jadi xtau nak wat keje ap..Kang lau dok melangok je depan pc 2,segan lak kat staff lain..JADI ak wat2 la bz ckit.. Ermmm..Rni aku buat ap 2 ek,Summary report kot tok PAT ak pye modul..Fening jugak wat bnde 2..Yela,kene wat sebijik2 bnde yang lam setiap 1 modul.. Start dari user login,sampai la keluar.. Tapi ok jugak la dari ak x buat keje kan..Makan gaji buta lak nati..Tapi papehal pon,ak pye team leader memang best..sANGAT baik..hee..Lemah lembut la bos aku 2.Dala comey,ngee.. Masa masuk2 keje pagi td,ak xde keje nak wat.Busan gle la..Pas lunch baru start wat summary PAT 2..heee..

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Mintak maaf kat sume owg ye,harap maafkan..

Rasulullah SAW bersabda : "Takutlah ghibah(mengumpat). Ia lebih buruk dari zina. Lelaki berzina lalu taubat, Allah menerima taubatnya. Sedangkan Allah tidak mengampuni orang yang ghibah(mengumpat) sebelum orang yang diumpat memaafkannya"...nauzubillah..
Di kesempatan ini saye nk minta maaf kalo2 saye mengumpat atau terumpat rakan2 scr depan2 atau blkg2..saye insan yg lemah..sesungguhnya manusia itu sering lupa dan kerapkali melakukan kesilapan..skali lg saye mohon maaf kpd teman2 sume..sampai2kn lah dan same2 kite mohon maaf ngn teman2 kite..salam..

Friday, April 10, 2009

Award dr Cik Yumici..

Hhehehhe..yeyey,dpat award..

Bottled water in your car is very dangerous...

This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer. She was on the Ellen show and said this same exact thing. This has been identified as the most common cause of the high levels in breast cancer, especially in Australia . A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and the Doctor told her: women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of the bottle have certain chemicals that can lead to breast cancer. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car, and, pass this on to all the women in your life. This information is the kind we need to know and be aware and just might save us! The heat causes toxins from the plastic to leak into the water and they have found these toxins inbreast tissue. Use a stainless steel Canteen or a glass bottle when you can! So,Janganla minum lg air yg tertinggal lam kete 2..beli lain je..X mahal sangat air mineral ni lau nak di bandingkan ngan nilai nyawa sendri kan..Ermm...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

RAMBUT TAHAP PENUH 1 BESEN...!!!

Hahahaa..Nak tengok x rambut paling panjang di dunia..Masuk record 2..Ni rambut mmg tahap penuh 1 besen ni..
Ni haa,memain..nak cuci rambut ni amik masa 2 jam tau..Syampoo lg,sikat la..peh lau x cuci ni kompom macam2 makluk nak menumpang lam rambut die ni kan???..Hahahaa...Maunye rambut la berat dari kepala ni...
Huhuhu..Penat ni nak cuci,kne ad 'bibik' tolong ni,hehehe~~ Pastu lau kemas2 ni kompom elok kan..Macam2 tol..Bape puluh taun la die simpan rambut die ni..Lau cantum2 dah bole wat tali dah ni..Hahaha

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

~Kebosanan Di Opis~

Erm bosan la arini..Xtau nak wat keje ap..Dah buat dah pembetulan yg user comment ri2..Pastu terus x tau nak sambung wat keje ap... Lau ikotkan ak kena ciapkan modul baru..Modul SAE.. Macam susah je coz kena wat report la..Kena gne Jasper lak 2..Mampos ak nak kaji..Hehehe~~ Bila pojek Quest3 ni nak abes..Penat dah asek tengok Qquest3 ni je..Pas pojek ni,yg ak tau sekarang ngah cibok ngan pojek Fama plak..Tapi pojek Fama gune dot net..Abey la otak ak,kena tukar program ke Vb.net lak.. Sekarang guna Java and JSP,pasni kena plak tukar..Wwawawawa~~ Tapi lau pk2 blik best gak..Ak bole blajo banyak programming language,so senang la lau ak nak apply keje kat mne2 company lain nati kan..Hehehe..X la ak jez tau 1 language je..Erm..bgos2..

Juz Joke..The loyal wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the "after-life" with me.'

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died .....

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
 'Wait, just a minute!'

 She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
 casket.

 Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, 'I know you weren't foolish enough to put all that money
 in there in the casket with your husband?'

 The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on my word.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
with him.'

 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'

 'I sure did' said the wife.

 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque.
If he can cash it, he can spend it.'

 Moral of the story: *Women are cleverer than Men* .......

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